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Can You Catch The Clap From A Hoover Or Lamppost?
Can You Catch The Clap From A Hoover Or Lamppost?
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Can You Catch The Clap From A Hoover Or Lamppost?
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03-09-2008, 01:21 PM,
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Can You Catch The Clap From A Hoover Or Lamppost?
Quote:The suspicion that sexual assaults against inanimate objects, including bicycles and hoovers, are on the rise is confirmed by the disturbing news that a man was last month cuffed for "allegedly simulating a sex act with a lamppost", as the Wiltshire Times puts it. full article: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/03/06/...st_arrest/ Quote:A Polish building contractor working at London's Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital was given his marching orders after a security guard caught him having sex with a Henry Hoover, the Sun reports. full article: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/03/03/..._incident/ Quote:The man caught having sex with a bicycle in an Ayr hostel has been put on three years' probation, the Telegraph reports.... full article: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/15/...sentenced/ |
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03-09-2008, 04:22 PM,
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Re: Can You Catch The Clap From A Hoover Or Lamppost?
:blinkie: :blinkie: :blinkie:
OMG, these people are friggin' nuts! 
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03-09-2008, 06:35 PM,
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Re: Can You Catch The Clap From A Hoover Or Lamppost?
Quote:having sex with a bicycle Which part of the bicycle? 
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06-28-2008, 05:12 PM,
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Re: Can You Catch The Clap From A Hoover Or Lamppost?
Quote:Can You Catch The Clap From A Hoover Or Lamppost? Possibly.
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06-28-2008, 07:08 PM,
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Re: Can You Catch The Clap From A Hoover Or Lamppost?
[quote author=kim link=topic=17554.msg71005#msg71005 date=1214673159]
Quote:Can You Catch The Clap From A Hoover Or Lamppost? Possibly. [/quote] If the lamppost is promiscuous you can. :blinkie:
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<i>sell-thru is an irrelevant and illogical consideration.</i> -KaRay, owner of WP giving selling advice, 2006 <i>the site was 'NOT' hacked but the little script that had recipes on had the link altered</i> -Plunderhere Owner Mark Taylor after his site was hacked by a Chinese hacker gang, 2008 Some people have it like that, others dont. I do. -Probidscripts owner Spencer Osama Binweb Laden Ray bragging about his ability to scam the OAI without feeling any guilt, 2008. How does an auction site get buyers? -question asked at PSU by owner of auction site BidBeaver.ca, 2008 How do I get sales? -question asked at PSU by online store owner, 2009. I was told by my Tech. Support that my site dont really need SSL.. his servers are well protected and that info your providing to join aint really top secret information -owner of auction site TheTraderOutlet.com discussig his site's lack of basic security, 2009 |
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08-12-2008, 02:46 PM,
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Park Bench Humper Gets Stuck!!!!! Ouch!!!
A related article: Park Bench Humper Gets Stuck!!!!!
Quote:Many an adolescent boy, hormones raging, has succumbed to the siren song of a hump-able inanimate object (the mattress cushion, a toilet paper roll or in one cinematic instance, a pie). But let's hope they learn a lesson from the 41-year-old Hong Kong man who almost lost his penis as a result of intercourse with a steel park bench... full article AND photo: http://www.asylum.com/2008/08/11/man-hum...ets-stuck/ |
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08-15-2008, 10:13 AM,
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Re: Can You Catch The Clap From A Hoover Or Lamppost?
For the lurkers --- How to Bang Just About Any Object In Your House
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08-15-2008, 05:27 PM,
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Re: Can You Catch The Clap From A Hoover Or Lamppost?
This is a G rated forum! I should ban all of you FILTHmongers for posting this FILTH!
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08-15-2008, 06:26 PM,
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Re: Can You Catch The Clap From A Hoover Or Lamppost?
[quote author=regic link=topic=17554.msg71931#msg71931 date=1218821258]
This is a G rated forum! I should ban all of you FILTHmongers for posting this FILTH! [/quote] But, but.......we are all filth.............you are too.  
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11-20-2008, 12:59 PM,
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Re: Can You Catch The Clap From A Hoover Or Lamppost?
Australian driver arrested with penis in pasta sauce jar. ;D
Quote:The drama began when officers spotted Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, "parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach on October 26". According to the Newcastle Herald, they thought he "might have a weapon"* since he was "doing something with his hands in his lap". full article: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/11/19/pasta_sauce/ In other news...a half-naked Slovak driver "with a vacuum pump on his penis" crashed into a bus. full article: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/09/12/slovak_pile_up/ |
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