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Code Bloat Alert! Home page with 4,685 lines of code! A New World's Record!
Code Bloat Alert! Home page with 4,685 lines of code! A New World's Record!
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Code Bloat Alert! Home page with 4,685 lines of code! A New World's Record!
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07-14-2008, 05:42 AM,
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Code Bloat Alert! Home page with 4,685 lines of code! A New World's Record!
The cretins have 4,685 lines of code on their home page.Â
 Â Amazon's cluttered home page only has 3,204 lines.
OAI Moron Hall of Fame
<i>sell-thru is an irrelevant and illogical consideration.</i> -KaRay, owner of WP giving selling advice, 2006 <i>the site was 'NOT' hacked but the little script that had recipes on had the link altered</i> -Plunderhere Owner Mark Taylor after his site was hacked by a Chinese hacker gang, 2008 Some people have it like that, others dont. I do. -Probidscripts owner Spencer Osama Binweb Laden Ray bragging about his ability to scam the OAI without feeling any guilt, 2008. How does an auction site get buyers? -question asked at PSU by owner of auction site BidBeaver.ca, 2008 How do I get sales? -question asked at PSU by online store owner, 2009. I was told by my Tech. Support that my site dont really need SSL.. his servers are well protected and that info your providing to join aint really top secret information -owner of auction site TheTraderOutlet.com discussig his site's lack of basic security, 2009 |
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07-14-2008, 04:14 PM,
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Re: Code Bloat Alert! Home page with 4,685 lines of code! A New World's Record!
A link or site name would have been helpful.
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07-14-2008, 05:00 PM,
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Re: Code Bloat Alert! Home page with 4,685 lines of code! A New World's Record!
I put the name in the tags :asshat2:
OAI Moron Hall of Fame
<i>sell-thru is an irrelevant and illogical consideration.</i> -KaRay, owner of WP giving selling advice, 2006 <i>the site was 'NOT' hacked but the little script that had recipes on had the link altered</i> -Plunderhere Owner Mark Taylor after his site was hacked by a Chinese hacker gang, 2008 Some people have it like that, others dont. I do. -Probidscripts owner Spencer Osama Binweb Laden Ray bragging about his ability to scam the OAI without feeling any guilt, 2008. How does an auction site get buyers? -question asked at PSU by owner of auction site BidBeaver.ca, 2008 How do I get sales? -question asked at PSU by online store owner, 2009. I was told by my Tech. Support that my site dont really need SSL.. his servers are well protected and that info your providing to join aint really top secret information -owner of auction site TheTraderOutlet.com discussig his site's lack of basic security, 2009 |
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07-14-2008, 06:19 PM,
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Re: Code Bloat Alert! Home page with 4,685 lines of code! A New World's Record!
Quote:A New World's Record! Actually it's not.  The 5,038 lines of code on our BBH.com home page (4 tag clouds) beat the 4,685 on TS (3 tag clouds) so go boink yourself you little blue finned boinktard.The almost 1500 database queries every time that page loads (thanks to Zen Cart  ) might set a new record however 
"Well, Jay was so giddy that someone named Jay was involved with this site we posted our first non-eBay listing in 3 years here at Lunarbid (we tried two items at Yahoo once upon a time, they bombed)" -Marie posting in a LunarBid thread at OTWA in 2005 wins the award for 'most moronic reason ever given for choosing a venue"
"thanks twat u must have nothing better 2 do. do u talk to all your members like that. will not be recomending your site. best way to put it is TULIPTOOLS.COM IS REALLY SHIT. DONT JOIN." -pubescent owner of rinky dink off2auction.com in 2011 |
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07-14-2008, 06:37 PM,
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Re: Code Bloat Alert! Home page with 4,685 lines of code! A New World's Record!
Damn it, Sneaky! My patience is so non-existent today............
Which freakin' site are you referring to??? |
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07-14-2008, 07:01 PM,
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Re: Code Bloat Alert! Home page with 4,685 lines of code! A New World's Record!
Never mind. God, I can be so slow.
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07-14-2008, 07:13 PM,
(This post was last modified: 07-14-2008, 07:19 PM by sneakymagenta.)
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Re: Code Bloat Alert! Home page with 4,685 lines of code! A New World's Record!
Bloated Code TardStuff!
These are normal no bloat Zens [I picked the 5 newest stores in the Zen Cart showcase] 318 lines of code http://www.1999-or-less.com/ 216 lines  http://kimberlitemanufacturing.com/ 265 lines http://www.dorlex.com/ 280 lines http://sklep.mnemonium.pl/ 243 lines http://online.roseofthailand.com/roseofthailand138/ EDIT: Quote:[quote author=BellisimaJ. link=topic=18118.msg71345#msg71345 date=1216062074][/quote] She waited until after I started posting to say never mind. : 
OAI Moron Hall of Fame
<i>sell-thru is an irrelevant and illogical consideration.</i> -KaRay, owner of WP giving selling advice, 2006 <i>the site was 'NOT' hacked but the little script that had recipes on had the link altered</i> -Plunderhere Owner Mark Taylor after his site was hacked by a Chinese hacker gang, 2008 Some people have it like that, others dont. I do. -Probidscripts owner Spencer Osama Binweb Laden Ray bragging about his ability to scam the OAI without feeling any guilt, 2008. How does an auction site get buyers? -question asked at PSU by owner of auction site BidBeaver.ca, 2008 How do I get sales? -question asked at PSU by online store owner, 2009. I was told by my Tech. Support that my site dont really need SSL.. his servers are well protected and that info your providing to join aint really top secret information -owner of auction site TheTraderOutlet.com discussig his site's lack of basic security, 2009 |
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07-14-2008, 07:23 PM,
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Re: Code Bloat Alert! Home page with 4,685 lines of code! A New World's Record!
[quote author=sneakymagenta link=topic=18118.msg71346#msg71346 date=1216062782]
Bloated Code TardStuff! These are normal no bloat Zens [I picked the 5 newest stores in the Zen Cart showcase] 318 lines of code http://www.1999-or-less.com/ 216 lines http://kimberlitemanufacturing.com/ 265 lines http://www.dorlex.com/ 280 lines http://sklep.mnemonium.pl/ 243 lines http://online.roseofthailand.com/roseofthailand138/ EDIT: Quote:[quote author=BellisimaJ. link=topic=18118.msg71345#msg71345 date=1216062074][/quote] She waited until after I started posting to say never mind. : [/quote] Well how the hell am I supposed to know that you were typing??    tolensmiley:
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