Anita Bashes Ebay Users, Attacks Ebay, and Chit Chats

[BellisimaJ.]

[quote author=sneakymagenta link=topic=2527.msg18836#msg18836 date=1154063127]
[quote author=BellisimaJ. link=topic=2527.msg18810#msg18810 date=1154024392]
Uh,  how come I have Stardust's avatar? :o
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  :drunksmiley:


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I am not, damn it.
;D

[BellisimaJ.]

Update on Avatar crisis: After a good night's sleep, I am no longer seeing Stardust's avatar on my posts. ;D

As seen on the SB and taken out of context:

tony.famous  (426 ) View Listings | Report  Jul-28-06 06:03 PDT  5 of 5
I would like to hear it. In my dreams it would go like this.

Ebay: I'm sorry baby. I don't know what I was

thinking. Take me back and I promise I'll never do it again

Store Owner: You had me at the word I'm.

Ebay & Store Owner: ( Kissing Noises )

http://forums.ebay.com/db2/thread.jspa?t...1000327538&tstart=0&mod=1154091839109

[xppman]

[quote author=stardust link=topic=2527.msg18815#msg18815 date=1154024942]
Well, it's okay, I guess, as long as I'm not stuck right next to xpp.... 
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You wish you were stuck right next to xpp  >

[BellisimaJ.]

[quote author=xppman link=topic=2527.msg18880#msg18880 date=1154097509]
[quote author=stardust link=topic=2527.msg18815#msg18815 date=1154024942]
Well, it's okay, I guess, as long as I'm not stuck right next to xpp.... 
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You wish you were stuck right next to xpp  >
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Yeah, Stardust,you should be so lucky. 8)

[xppman]

She can be "lucky" if she just quits  ing every time she gets close to my socks.  :blinkie:



Just kidding Star.. you know I love ya.. we are both Cheshire Cat's remember? 

[stardust]

[quote author=xppman link=topic=2527.msg18886#msg18886 date=1154102981]
She can be "lucky" if she just quits  ing every time she gets close to my socks.  :blinkie:
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Ummmmmmm....... stinky feet, xpp? 

[xppman]

Good save my dear 

[stardust]

[maryrussel]

Since eBay is run by a bunch of assholes I thought this might be appropriate:

Colonoscopies: A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand  out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

And the best one of them all...



12. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there."

[stardust]

;D ;D ;D

My favorite: 

12. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there."