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Two Blondes with Hammers
Two Blondes with Hammers
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02-20-2006, 10:46 AM,
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Two Blondes with Hammers
Two Blondes with Hammers
Carol and Donna, were doing some carpentry work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?" Carol explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away." Donna got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!" |
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02-20-2006, 05:59 PM,
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Re: Two Blondes with Hammers
OAI Moron Hall of Fame
<i>sell-thru is an irrelevant and illogical consideration.</i> -KaRay, owner of WP giving selling advice, 2006 <i>the site was 'NOT' hacked but the little script that had recipes on had the link altered</i> -Plunderhere Owner Mark Taylor after his site was hacked by a Chinese hacker gang, 2008 Some people have it like that, others dont. I do. -Probidscripts owner Spencer Osama Binweb Laden Ray bragging about his ability to scam the OAI without feeling any guilt, 2008. How does an auction site get buyers? -question asked at PSU by owner of auction site BidBeaver.ca, 2008 How do I get sales? -question asked at PSU by online store owner, 2009. I was told by my Tech. Support that my site dont really need SSL.. his servers are well protected and that info your providing to join aint really top secret information -owner of auction site TheTraderOutlet.com discussig his site's lack of basic security, 2009 |
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02-21-2006, 02:52 AM,
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Re: Two Blondes with Hammers
[quote author=stardust link=topic=2723.msg9739#msg9739 date=1140432373]
"You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"[/quote] Gosh -- to think I have been throwing away perfectly good blondes all this time.....
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02-21-2006, 03:48 AM,
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Re: Two Blondes with Hammers
Quote:They're for the othe side of the house!" 
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02-22-2006, 12:35 AM,
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02-22-2006, 10:27 PM,
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Re: Two Blondes with Hammers
This Google ad was lurking at the top of this page:
Great Hydraulic Hammers Hammers Crushers and Pulverizers Skid Steers to 100000 lb Excavators I am not sure what a Skid Steer is, but if the Blondes get ahold of them, look out!!! 
http://tibetan-jewelry.net http://ascendingpassage.com http://healweb.com http://tcrr.com http://pymd.com http://mtej.com http://unusualscience.com
http://ancientmystery.info http://xsvs.com http://whycat.com http://ctik.com http://ompendants.com http://travelintibet.com http://goddesses.tibetan-jewelry.net/ http://edenhash.com http://hippietao.com http://tibetanjewelry.net http://tldv.com http://nw.la http://shaktinode.com http://dragons.tibetan-jewelry.net/ |
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02-23-2006, 07:01 AM,
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Re: Two Blondes with Hammers
I am not sure what a Skid Steer is, but if the Blondes get ahold of them, look out!!!
Think of how much fun they would have with a stud finder! |
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02-23-2006, 07:03 AM,
(This post was last modified: 02-23-2006, 07:06 AM by stardust.)
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Re: Two Blondes with Hammers
[quote author=Anita link=topic=2723.msg9901#msg9901 date=1140678069]
I am not sure what a Skid Steer is, but if the Blondes get ahold of them, look out!!! Think of how much fun they would have with a stud finder! [/quote] Right now there are google ads for *Tool Hammers*  -- and right next to it an ad for *Medical Supplies*.
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02-24-2006, 12:02 AM,
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Re: Two Blondes with Hammers
I'm not sure which I'm enjoying more. The joke or everyone's comments.
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03-08-2006, 04:40 PM,
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Re: Two Blondes with Hammers
Why is everyone picking on me?
jackie was here!
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