Don't read this post...

[Anita]

The penis was filled with someone else's urine.  And she was a cross dresser.

[stardust]

...and I thought I'd heard it all.

*shakes head*

...only on this board.  :blinkie:

[mandy]

Update:

A man and woman were cited Friday in connection with a bizarre incident that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store last week.

Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, and Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, were both cited for criminal mischief and disorderly conduct in the Feb. 23 incident...

Each charge carries a possible sentence of up to 90 days in jail and up to a $300 fine...

Police still aren't sure why or how Creighton chose to use a device that mimics the male sex organ to pass her drug test...

full article: http://www.modbee.com/24hour/weird/v-dp_...3839c.html

[sneakymagenta]

Police still aren't sure why or how Creighton chose to use a device that mimics the male sex organ to pass her drug test...

This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs

[MEnTALgoddess]

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Police still aren't sure why or how Creighton chose to use a device that mimics the male sex organ to pass her drug test...

This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs
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