Lot of Scumbag Ex-Boyfriend’s Possessions Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

[sneakymagenta]

This is a pile of my ex-boyfriend’s prized possessions he left behind when I kicked him out of my house recently (Not that he would have any further use for them). Included are several items of partially burnt clothing and shoes, the remains of a computer (which I lovingly put several bullets into), his beloved TV remote and what’s left of various gifts he bought me when we were together and he thought he was doing me such a favor by just breathing the same air. On the contrary, he was nothing more than an oxygen thief.

In closing, I hope that every man and woman who has even remotely been in this situation can find it in their hearts to bid on this foul collection of disgusting items and at least afford me the opportunity to buy my favorite brand of Vodka (GREY GOOSE) SO I can once again get the inebriation required to get through another day of total hatred without needing bail money.

I must warn you that this package will not be a very pleasant one. The computer is shot (no pun intended), the clothes and shoes are burnt and among other things the underwear are crotchless.  Thank you for listening and if you will excuse me I am going to mix a bottle of something.

There are 5 more paragraphs in between those 2 quotes. Read 'em. 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5674997936

[Kristijntje]

[bargainbloodhound]

the underwear are crotchless.

[dnc_ont]

:o :o :o

[maggie777]

[amy]

Everyone has their own unique way of dealing with personal misfortune.