He's a hardened criminal

[kim]

A BURGLAR was spared a stiff prison term — after a judge heard he was permanently aroused down below.

Maurice Baumann, 32, was given a year in a German jail for robbing homes in a British Army garrison town.

But he avoided the cells when he was admitted to hospital with an emergency case of priapism — a condition which keeps the manhood ever-ready...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006110472,00.html

[bargainbloodhound]

Explain to me how his "condition" would prevent him from doing jail time???

It seems like he'd fit right in-->