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IRS Audit
IRS Audit
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IRS Audit
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03-13-2006, 05:42 PM,
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IRS Audit
Bubba arrived at his Internal Revenue Service audit accompanied by another man. The IRS agent assumed the other man was Bubba's Attorney. Going over his records, the IRS official said, "Well, sir, it appears that you live at a much higher level than your reported employment income. How do you explain that?" Bubba replied, "I love to gamble and I usually win." The skeptical official gave him a disbelieving look. "I can prove it," said Bubba. "How about a demonstration?" The official thought a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead." Bubba said, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye." The official thought a moment and said, "No way! It's a bet!" Bubba removed his glass eye and bit it. The official's jaw dropped. Bubba said, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye." The official could tell Bubba wasn't blind, so he took the bet. Bubba then removed his dentures and used them to bite his good eye. The stunned official was now three grand in the hole! "Want to go double or nothing?" Bubba asked. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on your desk and urinate into that wastebasket by the door over there and never get a drop anywhere in between." The official, twice burned, was cautious now, but there's no way this guy could manage that stunt, so he agreed again! Bubba climbed up on the official's desk, missed the wastebasket completely, and pretty much wet all over the desk. The official grinned. He had just turned a huge loss into a huge win! But then he noticed that Bubba's friend looked upset and was visibly shaking. "Are you okay?" he asked. The man replied, "Not really. Before we arrived, Bubba bet me twenty thousand dollars he'd urinate on your desk and you'd be happy about it!" |
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03-13-2006, 05:48 PM,
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Re: IRS Audit
"Well, Jay was so giddy that someone named Jay was involved with this site we posted our first non-eBay listing in 3 years here at Lunarbid (we tried two items at Yahoo once upon a time, they bombed)" -Marie posting in a LunarBid thread at OTWA in 2005 wins the award for 'most moronic reason ever given for choosing a venue"
"thanks twat u must have nothing better 2 do. do u talk to all your members like that. will not be recomending your site. best way to put it is TULIPTOOLS.COM IS REALLY SHIT. DONT JOIN." -pubescent owner of rinky dink off2auction.com in 2011 |
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03-13-2006, 08:04 PM,
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Re: IRS Audit
;D ;D ;D ;D
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03-13-2006, 09:19 PM,
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Re: IRS Audit
Is everyone pee happy today? The last post I read was about pee powered batteries.
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03-13-2006, 09:25 PM,
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Re: IRS Audit
It has been fun, but I gotta go![quote author=jezebel link=topic=3021.msg10782#msg10782 date=1142284750]
Is everyone pee happy today? The last post I read was about pee powered batteries. [/quote] It has been fun, but I "gotta go!" |
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03-14-2006, 01:55 AM,
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Re: IRS Audit
 heep5:
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03-18-2006, 08:21 PM,
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Re: IRS Audit
I've often wanted to pee on the tax man.
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