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The Cowboy
The Cowboy
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The Cowboy
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06-06-2006, 04:13 AM,
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The Cowboy
Cowboy Bob is riding his horse in the desert one afternoon. He happened upon and a rattlesnake. Bob got his rifle, slid off the saddle, and took aim!!
The snake screams "Hey, don't shoot me!! If you let me live, I will grant you 3 wishes. Bob's first wish is to have Fabio's good looks. Bob's second wish is to be buff like Arnold Schwartenegger. Bob's last wish is to be hung like his horse!! The snake tells Bob that all his wishes have been granted. Bob heads back to the bunkhouse. When he looks in the tin mirror, Bob face looks GREAT... long flowing hair and Fabio good looks. Bob takes his shirt off and he is totally buff!! Arnold would be jealous. Bob drops his drawers and... "Sh!t, I rode the mare today." |
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06-06-2006, 04:22 AM,
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Re: The Cowboy
;D ;D ;D
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06-07-2006, 03:22 AM,
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Re: The Cowboy
"Well, Jay was so giddy that someone named Jay was involved with this site we posted our first non-eBay listing in 3 years here at Lunarbid (we tried two items at Yahoo once upon a time, they bombed)" -Marie posting in a LunarBid thread at OTWA in 2005 wins the award for 'most moronic reason ever given for choosing a venue"
"thanks twat u must have nothing better 2 do. do u talk to all your members like that. will not be recomending your site. best way to put it is TULIPTOOLS.COM IS REALLY SHIT. DONT JOIN." -pubescent owner of rinky dink off2auction.com in 2011 |
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06-07-2006, 04:04 AM,
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Re: The Cowboy
Whatcha think guys . . . would it have been worse to have been riding the gelding??
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06-09-2006, 07:39 AM,
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Re: The Cowboy
Quote:Whatcha think guys . . . would it have been worse to have been riding the gelding?? 
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