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eBay to reduce head count by auctioning off its employees
eBay to reduce head count by auctioning off its employees
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eBay to reduce head count by auctioning off its employees
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08-08-2006, 09:16 AM,
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eBay to reduce head count by auctioning off its employees
Quote: As part of the staff cuts it announced yesterday, online auction site eBay said it will not release its employees outright, but will auction them off individually. To increase interest in the employees, who will come from the company's offline Butterfield & Butterfield division, eBay has paired each outgoing staffer with a fine collectible... full article: http://www.satirewire.com/briefs/employe...oned.shtml 
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08-08-2006, 10:40 AM,
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Re: eBay to reduce head count by auctioning off its employees
I want to see Hairless Chris T on the auction block. I'll bid 2 knives and a hatchet. Off with his hairless head! 8)
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08-08-2006, 11:25 AM,
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Re: eBay to reduce head count by auctioning off its employees
[quote author=cranky_hippie link=topic=4681.msg20031#msg20031 date=1155033643]
I want to see Hairless Chris T on the auction block. I'll bid 2 knives and a hatchet. Off with his hairless head! 8) [/quote] Personally, I'd like to see Meg and her bad hairdo up for auction, front and center. ANd I just need a couple of special forces guys and privacy with Meg. Any volunteers out there??? > 
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08-08-2006, 11:44 AM,
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Re: eBay to reduce head count by auctioning off its employees
Quote:Any volunteers out there??? I'll hold her down.   
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08-08-2006, 11:50 AM,
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Re: eBay to reduce head count by auctioning off its employees
[quote author=cranky_hippie link=topic=4681.msg20038#msg20038 date=1155037490]
Quote:Any volunteers out there??? I'll hold her down. [/quote]  
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08-08-2006, 12:23 PM,
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Re: eBay to reduce head count by auctioning off its employees
I'd like to see them auction off lieworld but doubt they would get any bidders.
Who would buy shit?
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08-08-2006, 12:36 PM,
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Re: eBay to reduce head count by auctioning off its employees
[quote author=xppman link=topic=4681.msg20043#msg20043 date=1155039824]
I'd like to see them auction off lieworld but doubt they would get any bidders. Who would buy wombat poo poo? [/quote] Meg & Bill did. That shows you how low-class they are.
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08-08-2006, 06:41 PM,
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Re: eBay to reduce head count by auctioning off its employees
[quote author=xppman link=topic=4681.msg20043#msg20043 date=1155039824]
I'd like to see them auction off lieworld but doubt they would get any bidders. Who would buy wombat poo poo? [/quote] I was thinking the same thing about Meg. |
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08-08-2006, 07:37 PM,
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Re: eBay to reduce head count by auctioning off its employees
Who would buy wombat poo poo?
All the ebay cheerleaders would. It would prolly be a bidding war frenzy. |
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08-08-2006, 08:28 PM,
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Re: eBay to reduce head count by auctioning off its employees
[quote author=stardust link=topic=4681.msg20058#msg20058 date=1155065852]
Who would buy wombat poo poo? All the ebay cheerleaders would. It would prolly be a bidding war frenzy. [/quote] ;D ;D ;D |
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