Favorite Quotes

[BellisimaJ.]

The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor

Carrie Bradshaw

[cranky_hippie]

[quote author=BellisimaJ. link=topic=5016.msg22714#msg22714 date=1157745416]

The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor

Carrie Bradshaw



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EWWWW. I don't like that one - too often the joke is on me.  :

[maryrussel]

This one made me think of XPPMan.

Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable.

Anonymous

[stardust]

[quote author=cranky_hippie link=topic=5016.msg22708#msg22708 date=1157743627]
Bush is good! He has said so many brilliant things. 

The other thing, it turns out, in this job you've got a lot on your plate on a regular basis, you don't have much time to sit around and wander, lonely, in the Oval Office, kind of asking different portraits, how do you think my standing will be?

—Bush pondering how history may view him  :o
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That's hilarious.  My genetic roots are from Central Texas.  Sounds like something one of my cousins would say.  Gotta appreciate his sense of humor... 

[sneakymagenta]

ha ha ha ha ha! OMG you are not going to believe THIS! The dirty rat bas*ards are RAISING the ebay motors insertion fees! $1.00 to 9.99 is now .35 instead of .30! Holy cripes , these mo****r f****ers got some BIG BIG balls. Jesus. What's next? They gonna come to my house and shoot my cat?

-romeo361

[cranky_hippie]

[quote author=sneakymagenta link=topic=5016.msg22731#msg22731 date=1157748279]

ha ha ha ha ha! OMG you are not going to believe THIS! The dirty rat bas*ards are RAISING the ebay motors insertion fees! $1.00 to 9.99 is now .35 instead of .30! Holy cripes , these mo****r f****ers got some BIG BIG balls. Jesus. What's next? They gonna come to my house and shoot my cat?

-romeo361
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That is one of my all-time favorite quotes. 

[BellisimaJ.]

[quote author=sneakymagenta link=topic=5016.msg22731#msg22731 date=1157748279]

ha ha ha ha ha! OMG you are not going to believe THIS! The dirty rat bas*ards are RAISING the ebay motors insertion fees! $1.00 to 9.99 is now .35 instead of .30! Holy cripes , these mo****r f****ers got some BIG BIG balls. Jesus. What's next? They gonna come to my house and shoot my cat?

-romeo361
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[xppman]

Here is one for yall.

Give a girl sock's... she loves for a lifetime.
Let her go with out socks and well.... 
SHE gets blisters on her feet.  ;D

[cranky_hippie]

[quote author=xppman link=topic=5016.msg22737#msg22737 date=1157749503]
Here is one for yall.

Give a girl sock's... she loves for a lifetime.
Let her go with out socks and well.... 
SHE gets blisters on her feet.  ;D
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Sorry, XPP. THAT one deserves a smite. 

[cranky_hippie]

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

Mae West

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control

Diana Jordan