HOW ABOUT THIS DIARY......

[stardust]

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DEAR DIARY. DAY ONE
I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my
pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY TWO
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales
and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I  met the
Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY THREE
I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding
and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at
his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a
very attractive and attentive gentleman.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY FOUR
Went to the ship's casino. Did OK ... Won about $80. The Captain invited
me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete
with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined.
I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband.
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DEAR DIARY. DAY FIVE
Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go
to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me
and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman.
He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I  declined.
He told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship.
I was  appalled.
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DEAR DIARY.  DAY SIX
I saved 1600 lives today... ... Twice.

[BellisimaJ.]

Ah, a true heroine.

[Ms Molly]

Hey!!  This is good info. I'm going on an Alaskan cruise next summer. 

[landofsmiles]

[quote author=Ms Molly link=topic=5298.msg25392#msg25392 date=1159542060]
Hey!!  This is good info. I'm going on an Alaskan cruise next summer.  
[/quote]

Take one for the team.

[maryrussel]

Take two.

[BellisimaJ.]

Hey Molly,
I'll go with!

[iron_chick]

I'm going on a cruise of the Hawaiian Islands next fall.
(OK, it's with my mom, but I'm betting the boat will have a captian.  )

[Ms Molly]

[quote author=iron_chick link=topic=5298.msg25524#msg25524 date=1159582595]
I'm going on a cruise of the Hawaiian Islands next fall.
(OK, it's with my mom, but I'm betting the boat will have a captian.  )
[/quote]

Well, ok! So my trip is a quilting cruise. But, there'll only be about 125 of us. That still leaves 1675 regular folk. >

I now own 2 cocktail dresses!  :o  Hawaii would be nice, but a swimsuit?   I'm only 2 floors above the lifeboats, will not watch Titanic again till I get back, and I am taking my own life jacket from the resort. Just hope I don't get seasick 

[xppman]

aaa to be a captain of a cruise ship. xppman can only dream. 

I'd be opening pet cocks all the time
so the fair maidens would help save the passengers. 

I do so love heroes 

Note: FYI a pet cock is not a house rooster its a sea valve and I packed a few in my
day when I was working on Johnny Benches 160 some odd foot yacht.

I should have sailed with them because even the deck hands got "play" on that boat.   

BYW I'm so glad SHE did the right THING.