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Bad Duck and Rabbit Jokes

08-19-2005, 05:56 PM,

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Bad Duck and Rabbit Jokes

Why do ducks have big flat feet?
To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?
To stamp out flaming ducks.

How do you catch a rabbit?
Hide in a meadow and make carrot noises.

Breaking News: Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

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08-19-2005, 09:19 PM,

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Re: Bad Duck and Rabbit Jokes

yep, those are indeed bad jokes. ;D

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