Sneaky's guide to Sells and Sale

[amy]

From the eBay boards:

I just made sell!

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ad and add drive me crazy too

[chiquita]

Just for Sneaky:

Spelling Poem

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

I once had a professor tell our entire class before a big paper was due "spell check is NOT your friend." 

[BellisimaJ.]

Chiquita, thanks for the laugh! That is so funny and so true, sadly.

[bargainbloodhound]

[BellisimaJ.]

an expirement

(from the SB)

experiment/expirement------does it really matter?

[accentnepal]

I have been seeing "develope" so often lately that I had to check the dictionary to be sure.

Effect and affect - they are a little difficult to get right.

Gotta go develope an expirement to effect my sells.

[stardust]

Ha!  Clever. 

[BellisimaJ.]

Gotta go develope an expirement to effect my sells.

[thentavius]

experiment/expirement------does it really matter?

Maybe a little..

expirement

[BellisimaJ.]

Damn it! If I see one more there where their should be used, or one more their when it should be there, I am going to bloody well SCREAM!!!