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11-05-2006, 07:59 PM,
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Personals Column
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married so she put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you.... you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!" She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" :o
It is important to realize that each of us has a role in advancing my future.
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11-05-2006, 08:04 PM,
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;D
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11-05-2006, 08:06 PM,
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11-05-2006, 08:09 PM,
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11-05-2006, 08:28 PM,
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:lol16n:
OAI Moron Hall of Fame
<i>sell-thru is an irrelevant and illogical consideration.</i> -KaRay, owner of WP giving selling advice, 2006 <i>the site was 'NOT' hacked but the little script that had recipes on had the link altered</i> -Plunderhere Owner Mark Taylor after his site was hacked by a Chinese hacker gang, 2008 Some people have it like that, others dont. I do. -Probidscripts owner Spencer Osama Binweb Laden Ray bragging about his ability to scam the OAI without feeling any guilt, 2008. How does an auction site get buyers? -question asked at PSU by owner of auction site BidBeaver.ca, 2008 How do I get sales? -question asked at PSU by online store owner, 2009. I was told by my Tech. Support that my site dont really need SSL.. his servers are well protected and that info your providing to join aint really top secret information -owner of auction site TheTraderOutlet.com discussig his site's lack of basic security, 2009 |
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11-05-2006, 08:32 PM,
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Okay, I'm dense. I don't get it. :-[
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11-05-2006, 08:50 PM,
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[quote author=BellisimaJ. link=topic=5796.msg30960#msg30960 date=1162758740]
Okay, I'm dense. I don't get it. :-[ [/quote] He rang the bell with his third leg.
OAI Moron Hall of Fame
<i>sell-thru is an irrelevant and illogical consideration.</i> -KaRay, owner of WP giving selling advice, 2006 <i>the site was 'NOT' hacked but the little script that had recipes on had the link altered</i> -Plunderhere Owner Mark Taylor after his site was hacked by a Chinese hacker gang, 2008 Some people have it like that, others dont. I do. -Probidscripts owner Spencer Osama Binweb Laden Ray bragging about his ability to scam the OAI without feeling any guilt, 2008. How does an auction site get buyers? -question asked at PSU by owner of auction site BidBeaver.ca, 2008 How do I get sales? -question asked at PSU by online store owner, 2009. I was told by my Tech. Support that my site dont really need SSL.. his servers are well protected and that info your providing to join aint really top secret information -owner of auction site TheTraderOutlet.com discussig his site's lack of basic security, 2009 |
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11-05-2006, 08:52 PM,
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[quote author=sneakymagenta link=topic=5796.msg30963#msg30963 date=1162759812]
[quote author=BellisimaJ. link=topic=5796.msg30960#msg30960 date=1162758740] Okay, I'm dense. I don't get it. :-[ [/quote] He rang the bell with his third leg. [/quote] :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
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11-05-2006, 08:57 PM,
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[quote author=sneakymagenta link=topic=5796.msg30963#msg30963 date=1162759812]
[quote author=BellisimaJ. link=topic=5796.msg30960#msg30960 date=1162758740] Okay, I'm dense. I don't get it. :-[ [/quote] He rang the bell with his third leg. [/quote] Wait a minute, how do you know it wasn't his tongue? 
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11-05-2006, 09:39 PM,
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[quote author=BellisimaJ. link=topic=5796.msg30967#msg30967 date=1162760239]
[quote author=sneakymagenta link=topic=5796.msg30963#msg30963 date=1162759812] [quote author=BellisimaJ. link=topic=5796.msg30960#msg30960 date=1162758740] Okay, I'm dense. I don't get it. :-[ [/quote] He rang the bell with his third leg. [/quote] Wait a minute, how do you know it wasn't his tongue? [/quote] Either way he'd be fun in bed. |
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