for Cranky's Dog

[Ms Molly]

This is to cheer-up Cranky's dog: 


The  reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

Don't  accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are  wonderful.
-Ann  Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they  went.
-Will  Rogers

There is  no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your  face.
-Ben  Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more thanshe loves  herself.
-Josh  Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy  Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M.  Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund  Freud

I  wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita  Rudner

A dog  teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert  Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin  P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James  Thurber

If  your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
-Unknown 

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to  $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe  Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come from a grocery with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne  Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A.  Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark  Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave  Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger  Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil  Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I  am.

[BellisimaJ.]

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A.  Heinlein

If  your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
-Unknown

[chiquita]

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave  Barry

This is why my dog  is treated every day to a dog bisquit.  ;D

[cranky_hippie]

Thanks, Molly!

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A.  Heinlein

Around my house, where I am the only female, the men and the male! dog have figured this out about the cat. I can't get them to understand that it should work that way with me, too.  :

Maybe if I tell them that Heinlein said it, they will accept it.  ^-^

[BellisimaJ.]

Maybe if I tell them that Heinlein said it, they will accept it.

Ha! I couldn't convince my 2 X's or my son or my two stepsons, lol!

[Jen]

LOL - dogs are so easy to please, such wonderful creatures!

Mine think that I am a goddess because I give them their medications wrapped in cheese.  Sure beats trying to stick capsules down their throats.  Now they come running when it is medication time (boxer has cancer, lab has arthritis - lots of cheese to go around).

[chiquita]

Sending hugs to Jen's dogs. You are a goddess, you shall be called "cheese goddess"

[Jen]

:oops: 

Onlly another dog lover could understand how powerful cheese is 

The girls are having a wonderful night.  It's a nice cool evening here in Central Texas, and they've been around the neighborhood twice now - testing how far they can pull on their leash before I put them in "heel".

[chiquita]

At least they heel. Mine only knows "bisquit?" 

[FiberGuy]

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