Top 20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex

[BellisimaJ.]

Top 20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex


1. You can GET chocolate.

2. “If you love me you’ll swallow that” has real meaning with chocolate.

3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

6. You can have chocolate in front of your mother.

7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind.

8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

9. The word “commitment” doesn’t scare off chocolate.

10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.

11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

12. You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

13. With chocolate there’s no need to fake it.

14. Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant.

15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

16. Good chocolate is easy to find.

17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

18. You are never to young or to old for chocolate.

19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

20. With chocolate size doesn’t matter; it’s always good.

[BellisimaJ.]

bumping :turkey1:

[chiquita]

9. The word “commitment” doesn’t scare off chocolate.

[BellisimaJ.]

I like this one:

13. With chocolate there’s no need to fake it.

[accentnepal]

21. Guys don't fall asleep after chocolate.

[maryrussel]

I want both. Possibly even at the same time.

[chiquita]

[quote author=maryrussel link=topic=6102.msg33767#msg33767 date=1164577890]
I want both. Possibly even at the same time.
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[BellisimaJ.]

[quote author=maryrussel link=topic=6102.msg33767#msg33767 date=1164577890]
I want both. Possibly even at the same time.
[/quote]

Hmmm :blinkie:    .........I could go for that. 

[accentnepal]

Do they make chocolate whipped cream???

[sneakymagenta]

[quote author=accentnepal link=topic=6102.msg33821#msg33821 date=1164606203]
Do they make chocolate whipped cream???
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http://www.preparedpantry.com/whip.html