Your Invited to be a Power Seller!!

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Retarded spoof e-mail, I just recieved.

I haven't listed anything for sale on eBay in close to year

Dear eBay Member,

You've been on a super sales streak and since you've done so well, it's time to recognize you for your efforts. You are PowerSeller Silver!

Congratulations! joining the eBay Silver PowerSeller Program. Come and join us. When you join the PowerSeller program, you'll be able to receive more of the support you'll need for continued success. So, why wait? Join now!

PowerSeller icon next to your User ID in recognition of your hard work.
PowerSeller Priority Support via email webform and phone support at Silver level and above.
Exclusive offerings on the PowerSeller portal--check in frequently to see updated program benefits and special offers!
Discussion Board for you to network with other PowerSellers.

Free PowerSeller Business Templates for business cards and letterhead.

Membership to the PowerSeller program is FREE.

Again, congratulations and best wishes for your continued success!

Regards,
eBay PowerSeller Team
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I haven't listed anything for sale on eBay in close to year

We just celebrated our 6-month anniversary of joining the 0 listings club.