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Hip Hip Hooray! Clippy is DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!!!
Hip Hip Hooray! Clippy is DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!!!
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Hip Hip Hooray! Clippy is DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!!!
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02-11-2007, 11:03 AM,
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Hip Hip Hooray! Clippy is DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!!!
Quote:The lights dim. Roll film. The music starts gently at first--it's Boyz II Men's "End of the Road," possibly, or perhaps Joni Mitchell's "Big Yellow Taxi." The film is a montage, candid moments from a life caught on film. Young Clippy is being brought home from the hospital, in a box alongside the other paperclips in his litter. Now there's his first head scratch and his first screen tap. Next it's little Clippy looking sleepy. He's had a long day helping out confused Office users. There's the time he rode the paper airplane away from Outlook. Wasn't that exciting? He's such a brave little Office Assistant. Look, there he is with all of his friends. Doesn't he look happy? There's the Albert Einstein looking guy, and the dog, and the wizard. Is that Will Shakespeare? The last scene is a still photo of Clippy standing proudly on his prized piece of notebook paper. The dates "1997-2007" appear, and then simply, the words "Goodbye Clippy."... full article: http://www.appscout.com/2007/02/to_kill_a_paperclip.php |
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02-11-2007, 12:59 PM,
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Re: Hip Hip Hooray! Clippy is DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!!!
The dork is dead. 
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02-11-2007, 01:04 PM,
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Re: Hip Hip Hooray! Clippy is DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!!!
"Well, Jay was so giddy that someone named Jay was involved with this site we posted our first non-eBay listing in 3 years here at Lunarbid (we tried two items at Yahoo once upon a time, they bombed)" -Marie posting in a LunarBid thread at OTWA in 2005 wins the award for 'most moronic reason ever given for choosing a venue"
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02-12-2007, 03:17 AM,
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Re: Hip Hip Hooray! Clippy is DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!!!
Quote:There's the Albert Einstein looking guy Einstein wouldn't be caught dead using Windows. 
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02-12-2007, 03:38 AM,
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Re: Hip Hip Hooray! Clippy is DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!!!
[quote author=rose link=topic=7347.msg43456#msg43456 date=1171250275]
Einstein wouldn't be caught dead using Windows. [/quote] 
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02-12-2007, 05:32 PM,
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Re: Hip Hip Hooray! Clippy is DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!!!
[quote author=rose link=topic=7347.msg43456#msg43456 date=1171250275]
Quote:There's the Albert Einstein looking guy Einstein wouldn't be caught dead using Windows. [/quote] Einstein would have died waiting for Gentoo to install. 
"Well, Jay was so giddy that someone named Jay was involved with this site we posted our first non-eBay listing in 3 years here at Lunarbid (we tried two items at Yahoo once upon a time, they bombed)" -Marie posting in a LunarBid thread at OTWA in 2005 wins the award for 'most moronic reason ever given for choosing a venue"
"thanks twat u must have nothing better 2 do. do u talk to all your members like that. will not be recomending your site. best way to put it is TULIPTOOLS.COM IS REALLY SHIT. DONT JOIN." -pubescent owner of rinky dink off2auction.com in 2011 |
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02-13-2007, 08:04 AM,
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Re: Hip Hip Hooray! Clippy is DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!!!
I always have hated that little prick. Particularly when he bangs on the screen and scares the $h!t out of me.
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02-14-2007, 12:29 AM,
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Re: Hip Hip Hooray! Clippy is DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!!!
Clippy was responsible for my switch to OpenOffice
R.I.P. Cliptard
OAI Moron Hall of Fame
<i>sell-thru is an irrelevant and illogical consideration.</i> -KaRay, owner of WP giving selling advice, 2006 <i>the site was 'NOT' hacked but the little script that had recipes on had the link altered</i> -Plunderhere Owner Mark Taylor after his site was hacked by a Chinese hacker gang, 2008 Some people have it like that, others dont. I do. -Probidscripts owner Spencer Osama Binweb Laden Ray bragging about his ability to scam the OAI without feeling any guilt, 2008. How does an auction site get buyers? -question asked at PSU by owner of auction site BidBeaver.ca, 2008 How do I get sales? -question asked at PSU by online store owner, 2009. I was told by my Tech. Support that my site dont really need SSL.. his servers are well protected and that info your providing to join aint really top secret information -owner of auction site TheTraderOutlet.com discussig his site's lack of basic security, 2009 |
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02-14-2007, 12:45 AM,
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Re: Hip Hip Hooray! Clippy is DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!!!
Quote:I always have hated that little prick. Particularly when he bangs on the screen and scares the $h!t out of me.
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02-14-2007, 03:10 AM,
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Re: Hip Hip Hooray! Clippy is DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!!!
Clippy's inventor was fired by Microsoft and now works in product develpment for eBay. (I'm joking, but he'd fit right in based on some of eBay's enhancements over the years)
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