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[quote author=cranky_hippie link=topic=5212.msg24519#msg24519 date=1159107740]
Changing the subject: does anyone need a spare hubby? I have one that may need a new home before the hour is up.
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Hmmm.........I don know. Does he cook, clean, chauffer the kids, stay in shape, and most importantly, can he talk (you know what I mean)?
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No to all of the above. But he is excellent at making one helluva mess.
[quote author=cranky_hippie link=topic=5212.msg24521#msg24521 date=1159108059]
[quote author=BellisimaJ. link=topic=5212.msg24520#msg24520 date=1159107921]
[quote author=cranky_hippie link=topic=5212.msg24519#msg24519 date=1159107740]
Changing the subject: does anyone need a spare hubby? I have one that may need a new home before the hour is up.
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Hmmm.........I don know. Does he cook, clean, chauffer the kids, stay in shape, and most importantly, can he talk (you know what I mean)?
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No to all of the above. But he is excellent at making one helluva mess.
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Well, no thank you then.
Ummm I do all the above.
My question would be... Is there a good enough woman for me?
She has to be fit, sexually active (at least twice a day) and
know how to process orders, pack and ship.
Skanky "little girls" from MySpace or Rock Gut Forum whoe's need not apply.
Quote:Ummm I do all the above.
The question is, XPP, like most men, do you also take 3 steps back when 1 step forward would make more sense??
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Cranky, I think we need to add a "buy now" button to Xp's last post. He appears to have placed a classified ad for himself.
Quote:The question is, XPP, like most men, do you also take 3 steps back when 1 step forward would make more sense??
Undoubtedly. In fact, I think he just did.
Ha I AM the man. I NEVER go back. Three two or even one step. EVER ;D
But umm... one thing I can do is make YOU have "three" in one session.
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I am NOT speaking to you.
Boinking, arrogant, annoying, one-track minded men!