Comedy:The Journey of a Product on eBay from Idea to Rollout
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11-02-2005, 10:56 PM,
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Comedy:The Journey of a Product on eBay from Idea to Rollout
Comedy from eBay propaganda rag The Chatter:
Quote:The Journey of a Product on eBay from Idea to Rollout Quote:Where do ideas come from? http://pages.ebay.com/community/chatter/...=CMDV:ICIN
"Well, Jay was so giddy that someone named Jay was involved with this site we posted our first non-eBay listing in 3 years here at Lunarbid (we tried two items at Yahoo once upon a time, they bombed)" -Marie posting in a LunarBid thread at OTWA in 2005 wins the award for 'most moronic reason ever given for choosing a venue"
"thanks twat u must have nothing better 2 do. do u talk to all your members like that. will not be recomending your site. best way to put it is TULIPTOOLS.COM IS REALLY SHIT. DONT JOIN." -pubescent owner of rinky dink off2auction.com in 2011 |
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12-08-2005, 02:25 AM,
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Re: Comedy:The Journey of a Product on eBay from Idea to Rollout
The comedy continues, Part II
http://pages.ebay.com/community/chatter/...=CMDV:ICIN Quote:Community input influences the product design :
"Well, Jay was so giddy that someone named Jay was involved with this site we posted our first non-eBay listing in 3 years here at Lunarbid (we tried two items at Yahoo once upon a time, they bombed)" -Marie posting in a LunarBid thread at OTWA in 2005 wins the award for 'most moronic reason ever given for choosing a venue"
"thanks twat u must have nothing better 2 do. do u talk to all your members like that. will not be recomending your site. best way to put it is TULIPTOOLS.COM IS REALLY SHIT. DONT JOIN." -pubescent owner of rinky dink off2auction.com in 2011 |
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12-08-2005, 05:52 AM,
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Re: Comedy:The Journey of a Product on eBay from Idea to Rollout
Where do these ideas come from?
We lock several dozen folk with bipolar disorder in a hotel room. We take away their lithium and wait for them to go on a manic. We then provide an open bar and enough LSD to kill a horse. We then tape their converstaions and pull our ideas from there. |
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12-09-2005, 09:12 PM,
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Re: Comedy:The Journey of a Product on eBay from Idea to Rollout
Quote: the PM and the assigned UED team work together So many teams, so few brains.
OAI Moron Hall of Fame
<i>sell-thru is an irrelevant and illogical consideration.</i> -KaRay, owner of WP giving selling advice, 2006 <i>the site was 'NOT' hacked but the little script that had recipes on had the link altered</i> -Plunderhere Owner Mark Taylor after his site was hacked by a Chinese hacker gang, 2008 Some people have it like that, others dont. I do. -Probidscripts owner Spencer Osama Binweb Laden Ray bragging about his ability to scam the OAI without feeling any guilt, 2008. How does an auction site get buyers? -question asked at PSU by owner of auction site BidBeaver.ca, 2008 How do I get sales? -question asked at PSU by online store owner, 2009. I was told by my Tech. Support that my site dont really need SSL.. his servers are well protected and that info your providing to join aint really top secret information -owner of auction site TheTraderOutlet.com discussig his site's lack of basic security, 2009 |
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12-09-2005, 09:20 PM,
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Re: Comedy:The Journey of a Product on eBay from Idea to Rollout
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
[quote author=catholicemporium link=topic=1097.msg5795#msg5795 date=1134021144] Where do these ideas come from? We lock several dozen folk with bipolar disorder in a hotel room. We take away their lithium and wait for them to go on a manic. We then provide an open bar and enough LSD to kill a horse. We then tape their converstaions and pull our ideas from there. [/quote] |
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