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Twas the Night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-mas
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Twas the Night before X-mas
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12-15-2005, 11:13 PM,
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Twas the Night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-mas
T''was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed He cussed out the elves and threw down his list Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks I have good mind to scrap the whole works I''ve busted my ass for damn near a year Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear The old lady bitches cause I work late at night The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from IRS sent me a letter They say I owe taxes - if that ain''t damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Clause any money And the kids these days - they all are the pits They want the impossible ...Those mean little sh.its I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo''s - No request for them They want computers and robots...they think I''m IBM! If you think that''s bad...just picture this Try holding those brats...with their pants full of piss They pull on my nose - they grab at my beard And if I don''t smile..the parents think I''m weird Flying through the air...dodging the trees Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees I''m quitting this job...there''s just no enjoyment I''ll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment There''s no Christmas this year...now you know the reason I found me a blonde.. I''m going SOUTH for the season!!
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12-16-2005, 01:34 AM,
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Re: Twas the Night before X-mas
That is a bad joke. :hoxmassnow9:
"Well, Jay was so giddy that someone named Jay was involved with this site we posted our first non-eBay listing in 3 years here at Lunarbid (we tried two items at Yahoo once upon a time, they bombed)" -Marie posting in a LunarBid thread at OTWA in 2005 wins the award for 'most moronic reason ever given for choosing a venue"
"thanks twat u must have nothing better 2 do. do u talk to all your members like that. will not be recomending your site. best way to put it is TULIPTOOLS.COM IS REALLY SHIT. DONT JOIN." -pubescent owner of rinky dink off2auction.com in 2011 |
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12-20-2005, 01:03 AM,
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Re: Twas the Night before X-mas
ha ha
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