Wagglepop 2: Deja Vu as Auction Site That Left Sellers Stranded Reopens

[snugglypuppy]

Respone by K re: dial up users:

The system allows specifically for the alternate use of a personal cell phone for users on dial-up.

I would like to stress again that this system is absolutely "state of the art" and the standard that we anticipate all online vendors (who wish to validate user applications or activities) will aspire to match.

In terms of how it works, it is truly virtually "instant" upon click of a button.

In our estimation, it is the absolute foundation upon which we will grow Wagglepop

[racedream]

Our research concludes that users with the unique combination of both dial-up and no cell phone is quite small; likely in the 2-3 percent range at most, and dropping.

2-3% range at most??? I don't believe that for a second. It's higher than that. There are many parts of the country where you can't get either high speed internet or a cell phone. What a bunch of 

All of the numbers posted aren't quite correct. More lies  :

[snugglypuppy]

and yet a further response  from CC:

Based on the consulting research done before the implementation:

- Approx. 85% of all "typical online users" have cable modem access
(which increases to roughly 96% for "typical online auction users")

- Approx. 91% of all "typical online users" have cell phones
(which increases to roughly 98% for "typical online auction users")

Additionally, both groups are rising each day meaning the dynamic projects to go from "very near" to "almost at" 100% over the next 12-18 months, estimated.

Our research concludes that users with the unique combination of both dial-up and no cell phone is quite small; likely in the 2-3 percent range at most, and dropping.

It's simply an unalterable reality that we must use stronger and better methods to combat fraud (and we have that commitment) than were used ten years ago in 1997, or even five years ago in 2002

[racedream]

[quote author=Platzki link=topic=3775.msg41064#msg41064 date=1169594191]
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Now, if I could just find a good man, I'd have it made 
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You can buy one of those "good men" and save yourself the aggravation... some even come WITH the batteries so you don't have to buy them separate!!!!!

Tee hee hee ... buzzz... buzzz... buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz YAY!




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(wish you would have warned me....i forgot to put my drink down first before reading that....time to wipe down the monitor again)

[youroverheadbin]

I would like to stress again that this system is absolutely "state of the art"

Isn't graffiti considered art - a state of art?  Too bad so much of it turns out to be trash. This could turn out to be a clone of the lower species of the art form.  :blinkie:

[Platzki]

[quote author=youroverheadbin link=topic=3775.msg41070#msg41070 date=1169595303]

I would like to stress again that this system is absolutely "state of the art"

Isn't graffiti considered art - a state of art?  Too bad so much of it turns out to be trash. This could turn out to be a clone of the lower species of the art form.  :blinkie:
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State of the Art... yeah... and I'm Barbara Bush... and this is my daughter... Rose Bush...

[youroverheadbin]

[quote author=racedream link=topic=3775.msg41069#msg41069 date=1169594858]
[quote author=Platzki link=topic=3775.msg41064#msg41064 date=1169594191]
[quote author=racedream link=topic=3775.msg41057#msg41057 date=1169591911]

Now, if I could just find a good man, I'd have it made 
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You can buy one of those "good men" and save yourself the aggravation... some even come WITH the batteries so you don't have to buy them separate!!!!!

Tee hee hee ... buzzz... buzzz... buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz YAY!




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(wish you would have warned me....i forgot to put my drink down first before reading that....time to wipe down the monitor again)
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Platzski, you caused this moist situation - so you must make penance by sending Race a sample pack of Pee Pee No No's or let loose and send her a sample of your new launch product - Spew Spew No No's which protects users from damaging their monitors, their hard drives and their ongoing cyber communications.

The package instructions state: "Adjust the strap over your nose and mouth and breathe normally. Warning: Empty protective cone after 3 uses or if full from a singular onslaught of liquified excretion. Failure to comply could result in a temporary lack of life sustaining oxygen or ultimate drowning." 

Tee Hee!

[racedream]

Spew Spew No No's 

[Platzki]

I just got a mental picture of Race sitting at her computer with that thing over her face!!!!



Like a feedbag...

SAVE TIME!  SPEW AND EAT ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!
BUY NOW, BUY TODAY!! 
1 PGK of 411 SPEW SPEW NO NO'S is ONLY $59.95

BUT WE'RE NOT DONE YET...
ORDER TODAY AND YOU GET THE OPTIONAL ATTACHMENT... THE FEED BAG!!!!

THAT'S RIGHT FOR 17 MONTHLY PAYMENTS OF $3.52 YOU CAN HAVE YOUR SPEW SPEW NO NO'S AND EAT AT THE SAME TIME...

BUT QUANTITIES ARE LIMITED.... SO ACT NOW!

Fine Print
One order per customer. Customers attempting to order more than one package will be prostituted to the fullest extent of the law, ridiculed in front of their friends, thrashed with a wet noodle, be forced to sell on the online venue wagglepop..com and will have to reqinquish the parental rights of their first born male child.

[youroverheadbin]

Good Grief Platzski,

I think I'd rather stop breathing then to have to substantiate those conditions!