Jerusalem Vacation

[Anita]

Bill and Lucy go to Jerusalem on vacation.
While vacationing, Bill has a heart attack and passes away.
The mortician tells Lucy that he can bury Bill in Jerusalem for $200.00 or he can send Bill's body back to the States for $5000.00.
Lucy tells the mortician that she will pay the 5 grand.
The mortician says, "Why would you want to pay 5 grand when I can take care of Bill for you here so much cheaper?"
Lucy says, "I heard of another guy that came here, died, and then rose again in 3 days... I don't want to take any chances."

[BellisimaJ.]