London Squirrel Terror: Crack-crazed squirrels terrorise South London: Be Afraid

[jezebel]

[quote author=mandy link=topic=760.msg5678#msg5678 date=1133787609]
Kim will no doubt enjoy another squirrel article:

Killer squirrel pack

A pack of Russian black squirrels is reported to have piled into a dog mob-handed, bitten it to death and then eviscerated the unfortunate animal after it ill-advisedly barked at them...

...Locals in the town of Lazo attribute the savagery to a lack of pine cones

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/12/05/...el_attack/
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Pine cone deprived killer squirrels, beer drinking squirrels, crack crazed squirrels.  Squirrels must spend a bundle on therapy sessions. 

[kim]

[quote author=mandy link=topic=760.msg5678#msg5678 date=1133787609]
Kim will no doubt enjoy another squirrel article:

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Squirrels are evil little buggers bent on world domination.  Its a proven fact. 

[jezebel]

[quote author=kim link=topic=760.msg5730#msg5730 date=1133884888]

Squirrels are evil little buggers bent on world domination.  Its a proven fact. 
[/quote] :lol14n:

[mandy]

Well, now comes even more alarming news from the Indiana Department of Natural Resources: Hoosier squirrels are also becoming more overweight, less active and, in some instances, even morbidly obese.

Normally, squirrels subsist on a diet of nuts, seeds and vegetation. Due to a wet spring and mild winter conditions, these natural food sources are plentiful. This means less foraging, less storing for later and more time for just kicking back and relaxing in the nest.

But this is just part of the problem. Many squirrels have also acquired a taste for discarded human food products. Especially enticing are french fries, hamburger buns, tacos and chips. Donuts are also a reported squirrel favorite.

full article: http://www.nuvo.net/archive/2005/12/07/i...risis.html

:twistedevil:

[amy]

Foamy the squirrel talks about Christmas:

http://www.illwillpress.com/xmas.html

(the language may be offensive to some people--doubtful if any of you will be offended though  )

Assorted Foamy the Squirrel Cartoon Videos: Squirrel Songs, Unmentionable Auctions, and many others.--and most of them will offend some or all 

http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html

[bargainbloodhound]

[quote author=amy link=topic=760.msg6141#msg6141 date=1134703446]
Foamy the squirrel talks about Christmas:

http://www.illwillpress.com/xmas.html

(the language may be offensive to some people--doubtful if any of you will be offended though  )

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I'm offended.

[rose]

[quote author=bargainbloodhound link=topic=760.msg6189#msg6189 date=1134785664]
[quote author=amy link=topic=760.msg6141#msg6141 date=1134703446]
Foamy the squirrel talks about Christmas:

http://www.illwillpress.com/xmas.html

(the language may be offensive to some people--doubtful if any of you will be offended though  )

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I'm offended.
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I'm in love with Foamy.   

[kim]

[quote author=rose link=topic=760.msg6244#msg6244 date=1134922341]
[quote author=bargainbloodhound link=topic=760.msg6189#msg6189 date=1134785664]
[quote author=amy link=topic=760.msg6141#msg6141 date=1134703446]
Foamy the squirrel talks about Christmas:

http://www.illwillpress.com/xmas.html

(the language may be offensive to some people--doubtful if any of you will be offended though  )

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I'm offended.
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I'm in love with Foamy.   
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Get your own damn squirrel. I saw Foamy first!

[kim]

Evil Squirrels and Rats Cross-Breed to Produce Squirrat Bent on Achieving World Domination!

I read it in the Sun! It must be True!

ARE we going nuts — or is this evidence of a mythical cross-breed of squirrels and rats?

This sighting of a grey creature with a hairless tail has sparked debate as to whether it is a “squirrat”

Click for photos and all the lurid details of this latest squirrel plot by the evil squirrels! http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006010394,00.html

[bargainbloodhound]

[quote author=kim link=topic=760.msg8107#msg8107 date=1137866478]
Evil Squirrels and Rats Cross-Breed to Produce Squirrat Bent on Achieving World Domination!

I read it in the Sun! It must be True!

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I think I'll call Kim at 11 pm my time tonight and pretend I forgot about the time difference.