Holiday Contest: Guess the Date Pompous Jay the PeSA Cowboy Will Get Neg #3000
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12-22-2005, 03:38 PM,
(This post was last modified: 01-24-2006, 05:39 PM by amy.)
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Holiday Contest: Guess the Date Pompous Jay the PeSA Cowboy Will Get Neg #3000
:hoxmassanta22: Our holiday contest: :hoxmassanta22:
:pesasht: mileyjay: The person who comes the closest to guessing the date when Pompous Jay the PeSA Cowboy will achieve his 3000th negative feedback on eBay will win the following prize: The lucky winner gets to advertise their store in the empty "Product, Service, Web Site Announcements" forum for one month. We had hoped to offer you copies of Cowboy Jay's 2 bestselling books "Keyword Spamming for Dummies" and "Product to Ship, Customers to Screw" but they are both out of print so you'll have to settle for getting increased exposure for your store. rules: 1. Only ecommerce stores are eligible for this prize 2. ebay stores do not qualify for this prize--we're trying to push you to open up a web site. ). 3. Cupid and the Easter Bunny are ineligible to participate. To help you with your guesses: Cowboy Jay currently has 2906 negatives and has received 116 negatives in the past 30 days. :hoxmas3: :hoxmassanta22: Good Luck with the Contest and Happy Holidays! :hoxmassanta22: |
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12-22-2005, 09:38 PM,
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Re: Holiday Contest: Guess the Date Pompous Jay the PeSA Cowboy Will Get Neg #3000
Amy,
You are a riot!! |
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12-22-2005, 10:17 PM,
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Re: Holiday Contest: Guess the Date Pompous Jay the PeSA Cowboy Will Get Neg #3
Put me down for 5 pm, eBay time, January 5th.
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12-22-2005, 10:41 PM,
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Re: Holiday Contest: Guess the Date Pompous Jay the PeSA Cowboy Will Get Neg #3000
In 20 days
Quote:in the empty "Product, Service, Web Site Announcements" forum I think you should delete that forum, if it exists. It will be more appropriate for the advertisement. |
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12-24-2005, 07:33 PM,
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Re: Holiday Contest: Guess the Date Pompous Jay the PeSA Cowboy Will Get Neg #3000
January 13th...86 more to go
"Well, Jay was so giddy that someone named Jay was involved with this site we posted our first non-eBay listing in 3 years here at Lunarbid (we tried two items at Yahoo once upon a time, they bombed)" -Marie posting in a LunarBid thread at OTWA in 2005 wins the award for 'most moronic reason ever given for choosing a venue"
"thanks twat u must have nothing better 2 do. do u talk to all your members like that. will not be recomending your site. best way to put it is TULIPTOOLS.COM IS REALLY SHIT. DONT JOIN." -pubescent owner of rinky dink off2auction.com in 2011 |
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12-25-2005, 08:42 PM,
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Re: Holiday Contest: Guess the Date Pompous Jay the PeSA Cowboy Will Get Neg #3000
The full moon on January 14th
OAI Moron Hall of Fame
<i>sell-thru is an irrelevant and illogical consideration.</i> -KaRay, owner of WP giving selling advice, 2006 <i>the site was 'NOT' hacked but the little script that had recipes on had the link altered</i> -Plunderhere Owner Mark Taylor after his site was hacked by a Chinese hacker gang, 2008 Some people have it like that, others dont. I do. -Probidscripts owner Spencer Osama Binweb Laden Ray bragging about his ability to scam the OAI without feeling any guilt, 2008. How does an auction site get buyers? -question asked at PSU by owner of auction site BidBeaver.ca, 2008 How do I get sales? -question asked at PSU by online store owner, 2009. I was told by my Tech. Support that my site dont really need SSL.. his servers are well protected and that info your providing to join aint really top secret information -owner of auction site TheTraderOutlet.com discussig his site's lack of basic security, 2009 |
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01-15-2006, 06:14 PM,
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Re: Holiday Contest: Guess the Date Pompous Jay the PeSA Cowboy Will Get Neg #3000
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!! I was wrong.
OAI Moron Hall of Fame
<i>sell-thru is an irrelevant and illogical consideration.</i> -KaRay, owner of WP giving selling advice, 2006 <i>the site was 'NOT' hacked but the little script that had recipes on had the link altered</i> -Plunderhere Owner Mark Taylor after his site was hacked by a Chinese hacker gang, 2008 Some people have it like that, others dont. I do. -Probidscripts owner Spencer Osama Binweb Laden Ray bragging about his ability to scam the OAI without feeling any guilt, 2008. How does an auction site get buyers? -question asked at PSU by owner of auction site BidBeaver.ca, 2008 How do I get sales? -question asked at PSU by online store owner, 2009. I was told by my Tech. Support that my site dont really need SSL.. his servers are well protected and that info your providing to join aint really top secret information -owner of auction site TheTraderOutlet.com discussig his site's lack of basic security, 2009 |
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01-15-2006, 07:23 PM,
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Re: Holiday Contest: Guess the Date Pompous Jay the PeSA Cowboy Will Get Neg #3000
I looked at one of their new templates. I like where Jay "advertises" the one cent minimum bid, but then later down on the page shows a fortune cookie that reads, "Man that bids low seldom wins auction."
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01-15-2006, 07:25 PM,
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Re: Holiday Contest: Guess the Date Pompous Jay the PeSA Cowboy Will Get Neg #3
[quote author=Anita link=topic=1848.msg7726#msg7726 date=1137353008]
I looked at one of their new templates. I like where Jay "advertises" the one cent minimum bid, but then later down on the page shows a fortune cookie that reads, "Man that bids low seldom wins auction." [/quote] Man with one cent auctions often has tiny penis.
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01-15-2006, 07:33 PM,
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Re: Holiday Contest: Guess the Date Pompous Jay the PeSA Cowboy Will Get Neg #3000
ROTFL!
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