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Quote:Gotta run, I've got product to ship and customers to screw!

Pompous Jay, said during a pleasant conversation on OTWA, summer of 2005, shortly before he manifestoed from OTWA 
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OMG, what kind of a bloody idiot would say a thing like that in public even if he is an  mileyazwipe:  ?!!

Quote:A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

8)

Bill Cosby

Quote:Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Elbert Hubbard

Quote:'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Abraham Lincoln (attributed):

Edited to add:

Quote:Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Nick Diamos

Quote:You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Winston Churchill

Quote:I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
        Albert Einstein

Quote:Stupid people are not always malicious, but malicious people are always stupid. Karma does have a strong tendency to bite you in the   

Attributed to:myself

Quote:Michigan State University will no longer be considered for our annual list of party schools because we feel it is unfair to include professionals on a list of amateurs.

-Playboy magazine


My alma mater.

I don't think my alma mater ever made it on that list, but then again what do you expect from a school whose sports teams were called The Violets (and where Neil Diamond (fencing)  is the school's most famous athlete ) 

Quote:a school whose sports teams were called The Violets

I'm convinced their "we have sports teams" claim was a lie.  I never met anyone who played on any team.  :blinkie:

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I don't think my alma mater ever made it on that list, but then again what do you expect from a school whose sports teams were called The Violets (and where Neil Diamond (fencing)  is the school's most famous athlete ) 
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Hey! My Dad was on the fencing team when he was in college! 8)

Quote:The Violets?

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Quote:The Violets?

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He only had to deal with that reaction for 4 years.  I dealt with it for 10 (3 degrees). 

Laugh about this too while you're at it:

description of team mascot Wrote:the Violets nickname was personified in the form of a walking, talking, acrobatic Violet. Clad in a skintight, green body suit; arms in the shape of green violet leaves; a necklace of large purple petals; and a purple face with yellow hair