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SONG TIMEÂ
JUST THE TWO OF US (a little parody of the Will Smith version of this catchy tune)
Now people this is a very sensitive subject
From the first time your robe was placed in my arms
I knew Id face death before I let you meet harm
Although questions arose in my mind would I be woman enough
Against wrong choose right and be standin up
From the computer that first night
Took a hour just to get your id keyed in right
People posting questions all fast got me kinda upset
Got your wig someplace safe placed your slippers next to me
That night I don't think one wink I slept
As I slipped out my bed to sign you on to the internet
Touched your wig gently felt my heart melt
Cause I know I loved you more than life itself
Then to my knees and I begged please please
Let her be a good CC rep meeting all of my needs
Loyalty knowledge disciples too
I pledge my life to you
Just the two of us we can make it if we try
Just the two of us just the two of us
Just the two of us hyping wagglepop online
Just the two of us you and I
You were Five days old posting philosophy
Every time I look at you I think wow a little me
Just like me
Wait an see you're gonna be tall
Makes me laugh cause you got my ears an all
Sometimes I wonder what your gonna be
A stripper a dealer maybe a cc
Haha I wanna kiss the mirror all the time
But I will swat that butt when you get outta line trudat
Uh uh uh why you do that
I try to be a tough boss but you be makin me laugh
Crazy joy when I see the eyes of myself looking back
I pledge to you I will always do
Everything I can
Show you how to dress like a woman
Dynamically loyalty organically
An I dont mind if you delete it long as you stay with me
An you can cry aint no shame it it
It didnt work out with me an Christine
Her wig just fit too tight
Your wig was just right
So if the world attacks and you go offline
Remember one fact I have your back
Its a full time job to be four people
You got so much more stuff than I had
I gotta study just to keep with the changin net
101 ways to spam is out on cd rom
See me I'm
Tryin to pretend I know
How to run an auction site so
I aint promising nothing one day you might be gone
Feel the strife but trust that computers go down
But just in case
Its my place
To impart
One day some of your wig's hair will fall out
And ooh aint no pain like a wardrobe malfunction
Gonna hurt bad but don't take it out on the spandex hose
Throughout life people will make you mad
Disrespect you and treat you bad
Let me deal with the things they do
Cause censorship of their posts will always do
Always tell them lies call outsiders spies
Don't close stores, pull the plug, go easy on the sweets
Youre living proof that dreams do come true
I love you and I'm here for you