12-22-2006, 05:35 PM
[quote author=Sweet Girl 70 link=topic=3775.msg37864#msg37864 date=1166808811]
[quote author=Platzki link=topic=3775.msg37861#msg37861 date=1166808294]
OK... Here's my Pity Sale Plug of the Week... brought to you by PeePee No No's!!!!
drumroll......... GONG......
Ohhhhh... sells are down this weke... my son is in the brink for gang banging an old lady, my pancreas is acting up and my daughter is dancing in her skivvies again. My hoo-haa has all these blisters on it 'cause my man is running around on me and I can't even afford to go to the doctor 'cause no one will buy my crap! My fingernails all fell off but that's OK cause they were black anyway from my horrible circulation. I really need some sells or I'm gonna haveta close my stoor! Won't someone pleese by my stuff?
Thank you, we now return you to our regularly scheduled whining...
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I'm sorry Platzki, I can't afford to buy from you this week....
My sells are down also and I can't afford to have caviar and vintage whine with dinner....I do have some extra meds from when my hoo-haa was blistered last month if you want them....sorry dear, but my Rolls just pulled up and I have to catch a plane for the Bahamas. Make sure you get others to buy from you so you can pay your fees.
Karen
Customer Care
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Karen you ignorant slut! (Said in my best Dan Akroyd (sp?) voice...)
[quote author=Platzki link=topic=3775.msg37861#msg37861 date=1166808294]
OK... Here's my Pity Sale Plug of the Week... brought to you by PeePee No No's!!!!
drumroll......... GONG......
Ohhhhh... sells are down this weke... my son is in the brink for gang banging an old lady, my pancreas is acting up and my daughter is dancing in her skivvies again. My hoo-haa has all these blisters on it 'cause my man is running around on me and I can't even afford to go to the doctor 'cause no one will buy my crap! My fingernails all fell off but that's OK cause they were black anyway from my horrible circulation. I really need some sells or I'm gonna haveta close my stoor! Won't someone pleese by my stuff?
Thank you, we now return you to our regularly scheduled whining...
[/quote]
I'm sorry Platzki, I can't afford to buy from you this week....
My sells are down also and I can't afford to have caviar and vintage whine with dinner....I do have some extra meds from when my hoo-haa was blistered last month if you want them....sorry dear, but my Rolls just pulled up and I have to catch a plane for the Bahamas. Make sure you get others to buy from you so you can pay your fees.
Karen
Customer Care
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Karen you ignorant slut! (Said in my best Dan Akroyd (sp?) voice...)